Delbin Knotwillow, aka Kithnic Thistleknow
Okay, before we get into MY kender, what are kender?
Kender are these crazy lil humanoids, standing between 3 and 4 feet tall. They don't weigh much, and aren't particularly strong either. What they are, is curious. So curious that locks and traps and other sorts of things that stand between them and pretty or interesting objects seem to disapear. So curious that they may just open up your pouch, look inside, handle an item or two, without you, or him, even realizing it. The other races that know kender think of them as more annoying than misquetos, but how can they? Kender are soooooooo cute and sooooooo adorable, they resemble young human children. They are also quite sensitve, and have perfected the 'puppy dog' face. Kender are also so curious, they aren't frightened. Period. Therefore, they will run up to a RedDragon, and ask if the fire breath tastes as bad as it smells. See kender are also quite obnoxious and annoying, but they love to see interesting things. They also like to experience interesting things. Kender are fun to play, but not so fun to have around.......still......KENDER KICK ASS!
Now, MY KENDER!!
Let's see here, I was a young lil kender, and my uncle trapspring kept telling me tales of Delbin Knotwillow, the famous kender who was friends with a minotuar. Imagine that!!! being friends with an overgrown ugly cow! Thats what I wanted to do when I got bigger!!! So I changed my name from Kithnic Thistleknot, to Delbin Knotwillow (my friends call me Knot, or Knothead..). I started adventuring and I met this group of people, they were going to some haunted ruiny place. I went with them and I used my spoon of undead turning to scare away a bunch of nasty frights. Later on we were running in and out of this room by this coffin and these ucky skeleton things were hitting us. Me, being the brave kender, smacked one with my dagger and just then I remembered it was a dagger of Ghost skeleton slaying, and Wala! the Ghost skeleton died. On the way out we fought this weird silver wolf thing and when he died I found this cool ivory dagger. Later on we went to this city, and their were all these people I couldn't look at. (So I don't really know that they are there.....) Anyways I went in the sewers and there was a big nasty beast, but when I smacked him with the Ivory Dagger he freaked out... Anyways we left the beast and went on adventuring....The next thine we did was stop at this guy Splinters house. Splinter was really cool, and he was fun to talk to so i told him all my problems and he didn't even mind listening. Well, we went towards this tree thing and on the way i ditched everybody cuz they got really boring, and they got mad at me when i found some potions. If it wasn't for me they wouldn't have had the potions and probably would have left them with Splinter. Well anyways, on the way to this tree I got captured by this really nasty looking Gorilla guy. He took me into the tree and tied me up. Then I noticed that he liked to drink this nasty ale stuff, so I taught him how to mix up so Kender Koolaid (Fruit Punch). This the Gorilla liked so much that he just made as much as I had Flavor Packets for. A bunch more gorilla's came and they got really plastered. Me, being that ingenious kender that I was told I was. This God of goodstuff told me I was a grrrrrrrrrrreat kender, and being grrrrrrrrrrrreat i figurd it meant i was ingenious. Anyways, where was I? Oh yea, being ingenius as I am, I escaped the bonds that I was tied up with, and got my fair share of the Kender Koolaid. I mean, it was MY koolaid flavor packets after all. Later on there was some noise and I saw my friends fighting the gorillas. I decided that if I didn't help them they'd all be Gorilla Soup. (I wonder what else goes into Gorilla Soup besides captured people.....probably some really icky and interesting things. Maybe a dead goat or two, and some dirt, gotta have some dirt.....) Anyways, I helped beat those Gorilla's down and my friends were able to survive. I decided that I wanted a Gorilla Death Mask so I took some time to create one. (You create them by taking the insides of a Gorilla's head (very smelly I might say) and throwing them away. Then by taking just the skull and cleaning it out (it too is very smelly) and once its clean and dry you put it over your head.) Afterwards we went on exploring the tree and found some slaves and more Gorillas (which we beat down on first chance) and we found these chests. And I opened them up, and i found this really cool wand that had a weird symbol on it. I later learned that it does naughty things to girls and boys. Well, we kept on adventuring and we found these snake people. They weren't very nice snake people but they had a really cool dagger. I took a couple of them. Well, we walked into this room, and I opened a door in the back, and suddenly a bunch of shit fell all over me. I got really sick and they say I almost died =(. Well, the next room we went to I found a cool lilOver some long and short stories --Editor's Note, they will be released at some point, but for now we have a limit on space..=)-- I acquired quite a few different objects, including this chime i've been meaning to ring, and this wand, that I lost the other one. That happened when I fried the crap outa this pansy elf who was sneaking around in the desert and to make up for this stupids elfs death I had to give up my wand.....What? oh, they want me to make this even shorter....well....the most interesting things that happened to me, i got to mock Death, and i got a kewl amulet that let me jump around shadows, and I got possesed by a demon. Oh, and i got plaid skin, and some neato pants too!! Anyways, I'll be here and there, so come and chat with me!